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SPAM. Is there any more glorious example of the succinct beauty of capitalism? SPAM! The can of luncheon meat of dubious providence that left an imprint on history, fed the marching Allied troops by the millions, staved off hunger in disaster ridden and war-torn lands, shaped the culinary culture of broad swathes of Pacific islander regions from Hawaii to the Philippines. SPAM! Glory be to you, O cube of salty-sweet processed ham! What secret formulas, what ingenious boardroom maneuvering brought about your noble rise? What would we do without your salted, fatty slab of greasy joy?

You are our inspiration, a product of food engineering that will stand the test of time.