/lit/ - Literature

>>4318906
>>4318908

What a normalfag critic says after reading a BEE book, and the critic's most likely some rich old woman with a life on easy mode who slutted it up everywhere and settled down with a beta who works for her, or it's a man who fucked tonnes of girls in his art university for dossers and is now high up enough in media to easily get sexual favours from tonnes of 20 year old females who need a way in:

>Oh no, the vapidness is so bad, these people are having awful lives. How could anyone live like this?

What I, an ugly foreverlone, think after reading a BEE book:

>Apart from a few of the shock parts this is how I wish my life was, on the whole.

I'm not even going to pretend I'm above this.

>Woop dee doo, Clay feels alone. Woop dee doo, he is so tortured.

>Woop dee doo, the characters in the rules of attraction are kind of dumb and slightly self-absorbed, this means I will pretend they are living an awful irredeemable life.

What's the minimum number of pages you'd read at a time? If chapters were about 10 pages in a 200-300 page book, would you even bother reading one chapter at a time?