/lit/ - Literature

Just a reminder to all you lonely anons there wanting to be more likeable and charismatic: all it takes is about 8 intelligent jokes and 4 good stories to make you the life of a party.

Pic related has recycled the same set of gags for years, and he literally fills auditoriums with people paying to see him. You don't have to invent them yourself, but just find an arsenal of clever jokes and practice the delivery a lot. Don't worry about repeating yourself, because it just adds an air of consistency and dependability to your persona.

Next time you're at a party, or talking to a girl on the bus, or asked a question in class, whip out a joke. Even if you contribute nothing else, you've now gone from "that guy who sat in the corner and didn't say anything" to "that quiet guy who told a really funny and intelligent story and made everyone laugh".

It will literally take a weekend to memorize a few good zingers, and will pay off exponentially in your social life.

Also share good jokes and stories you've heard

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>Zizek
"In thish moment *sniff*, by means of pershonal feelings and sho on *swish*, I am in what Lacan would call the jouissance. But not becauje, you know, of any phony liberalism and totalitarianist ideology. Political, buddhism materialism and sho on. No, no *snort*... But becauje, you see, *swallows fly* of marxshist dialectic in the sense of the foucaultian genealogical method, *tugs shirt* there is this *sniff* enlightened shuffering that comes with tolerance, genocide, *unintentional voiced linguolabial trill* anti semitism, analogous to *wipes nose* some religious prophecy *sweats profusely* and sho on! *snort*"