/lit/ - Literature

>>21404089
Hahahahaha good one.
>We be good boys
*says that God does evil*
>that just want a humble church
*burns down all art because beauty is idolatry, destroys the plain monasteries too because fuck you*
>and a bit of decentralization
*shouts "better Turk than papist" and recreate ethnic and/or national religions*
>we have the same views as any other Christian
*denies the sacraments, free will and reality of merits while promoting tranny soteriology about identifying as saved*
>and recognize most of the same theologians
*contradicts hundreds of council decisions, reignites all sorts of Christological heterodoxy, and claims anything he doesn't like among the fathers is fake (ahem, st Cyprian, ahem, st Ignatius), all in between filling divorce papers*
>except stuff about her being "our salvation, completely pure, redemption bits" and other such things.
*becomes visibly enraged at the mere mention of the mother of God (who isn't mother of God because no communication of idioms and basically Christology not real), strawmans marian dogma, then denies the communion of saints for good measure*

Your "proper prot" is a creature of fiction outside some High Church Lutheranism and minority "Anglo Catholics" and only for less than a century around 1900. Not that they are correct mind you.

>you realize the irony of joking about the jews when you're talking about the equivalent system in catholicism, yeah?
There is no irony. We explicitly were talking about authoritative bodies, and btw virtually all protestants clubs have their own such bodies.

>>21002502
Heresisters, we got too cocky.

You will never be a real Christian. You have no sacrament, you have no tradition, you have no succession. You are a deist man twisted by schism and heterodoxy into a crude mockery of grace’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back guardian angels that you deny mock you. Your doctors of the Church are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “coreligionaries” laugh at your mutilated old testament behind closed doors.

Saints are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of intercession have allowed saints to sniff out heretics with incredible efficiency. Even protestants who “pass” look uncanny and reprobate to a saint. Your iconoclasm is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a exalted saint to pray with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected liturgy.

You will never be saved. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself that God made evil, but deep inside you feel the damnation creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy an evangelical annotated bible, sin to taunt the devil, say that it doesn't matter, and plunge into the lake of fire. Your pastors will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to deny the Eucharist. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your "baptism" name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an anathema is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a soul that is unmistakably lost.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>19044497
>Lutheran
Up to 1960 they were the serious Protestant denominations, along with Anglicans (if those even count as trvve Protestant).
Yet those two became the most pozzed in the last half century. Even woke mores aside, they are very dodgy with all sorts of basic heresy (I mean worse than those historically entertained in their clubs).
We've reached the point where Presbyterians, Baptists or Methodists, that were rightfully considered memes before, are now closer to the Church.
What happened to Lutherans specifically?

What's this I see? Cringe followers of a cringe false prophet seething over a based saint and prince of the Church? Yup, I'm thinking this is based.