/lit/ - Literature

>>4383697
>dostoyevsky
>absolute certainty

YES I WILL

oh boy get a load of this guy

>>3793871

>Her sanguine nature

>>3747642
>table w/ tablecloth
>peppercracker
>napkins!
>not a restaurant

>obviously the black guy is the help so...

>dat framed orange-half olo

Looking for Infinite Jest fanfic. Preferably, Mario actually has sex. Thanks in advance!

Rate my prose (1/2):

One fine evening, Saad was reclining in his bed and quietly fingering himself like he does every night. But this night was different. Deep in his clit, he felt a cold, hard, almost spherical object. He pulled it out and found that it was a genie lamp.
He rubbed the lamp with all his might until a great genie emerged from the cramped lamp.
"BEHOLD! I am Fleece, king of the booty!" The genie proclaimed to the world as Saad looked up at Fleece, his brow furrowed with confusion. "I will grant you ONE wish," the genie continued, "only if that wish is booty-related".
Saad's mind instantly flooded with ideas. He could order up a nice, juicy booty to fondle on cold, lonely nights. Or, he could wish that his own booty would increase in size.
"Make your mind up quickly, or else I will leave you." The mysterious genie said.
It was at that moment that Saad realized his dream. "I wish that I could study the art of booty under the greatest teacher, the almighty Shrek."
"As you wish" Fleece said as he transported Saad to Shrek's cavernous castle among the clouds.
It was the most beautiful place Saad had ever seen. Semen flowed like waterfalls from the many erotic fountains, the musty smell of booty filled the air. Saad was ready for Shrek to show him the way to eternal booty.

>>3470006
mfw /mu/ knows Infinite Jest is dogshit, yet people on /lit/, who pretend to read, don't.

How old are you, OP?

>>3444208

Op here

Just want to point out not all writers who commit suicide are great. Pic related.

>>3430007
He's not really a troll. He just tried very hard to make his works contort to some academic idea of what "good literature" is.

Because of that, all his books come off as totally inauthentic to anyone above age 18 or so.

>>3422762
>My posture is consciously congruent to the shape of my hard chair.

>>3421995
It's not cute and it's not funny.

Give it up already, pinhead.

DFW was a tryhard faggot. Prove me wrong.