/lit/ - Literature

ESL Test. Oi dain't 'spect manige t'pass. Hwæt saga hit?

Of many a pilgrym / hast thow cristes curs
For of thy perselee / ȝet they fare the wers
That they han eten / in thy stobel goos
For in thy shoppe / is many a flye loos
Now telle on gentil Roger / be thy name
30But ȝet I preye the / be nat wrotħ for game
A man may sey ful sotħ / in game and pleye
¶ Thow seist ful sotħ / qd Roger / be my feye
But swhicħ pley / quade pley / as the Flemyng seitħ
And þerfore herry Bailly / be thy feitħ
35Be thow nat wrotħ / er we departe heere
Thougħ that my tale / be of an hostelere
But natheles / I wol nat telle it ȝet
But er we parte / I wysse þu shalt be quyt
And ther with alle / he lougħ & made chere
40And seide his tale / as ȝe shuln after here
¶ The Cookes Tale
A Prentys whilom / dwelled in oure Citee
Of a craft / of vetayleres was he
And Gaillard was he / as a Goldffyncħ in þe shawe
Broun as a Bery / a propre short felawe
5W lokkes blake / kembed ful fetisly
Daunce he koude / so wel and iolyly
That he was cleped / Perkyn reuelour
He was as ful of loue / and paramour
As is the hyue / ful of hony swete
10Wel was the wenche / wt hī mygħt mete
At euery brydale / wold he synge and hoppe
He loued bet the tauerne / þan the shoppe
For whan there ony ridyng was in Chepe
Out of the shoppe / thider wold he lepe
15Til þat he had / al the sigħt I seyn
And daunced wele / he nolde nat come ageyn
And gadred hī a meyne / of his sort
To hoppe & synge / and make swicħ disport
And there they setten steuene / for to mete
20To pleye at the Dys / in swicħ a strete
For in the Toun / nas there no Prentys
That fairere coude kast / a peyre of Dys
Than Perkyn coude / and ther to he was free
Of his dispence / in place of preuyte
25That fond his Maister wel / in his chaffare

recommend me your favorite chinkshit immediately

>EAT RICE BE NICE HOHOHOHO

there, i summarized all of his work for you. in all seriousness eastern ""thought"" is either retarded or too foreign for a round eye like me to understand. Dont waste your time with this shit unless the chinks are paying you

>When they prosper, they never ask, "Why me?"

but they do. There are plenty of successful people who feel so unworthy of success that they can't get any pleasure from it. Even if the british shit is tautological at least its true lmao

Yes, pic related

>>7320240
logic is not philosophy