/lit/ - Literature

>>2753179
I just finished my first year of Journalism, I'm beginning to think journalism school is fucking nothing. The only classes where I actually learn things are my non-major classes. Still, it's the line of work I most want to get into.

Wut.

The gentlemanly crime -let's hear some stories.

>In B&N with a friend
>He wanders off, I see a copy of Less Than Zero with this hazy, sepia shot of LA (as opposed to the dumb 25th anniversary cover)
>megusta.jpg
>Huge pillar obfuscating sec. cam's otherwise direct line of view.
>slip that shit into rather large inner pocket in leather jacket
>friend finished looking at whatever the hell, we walk out
>tragedy strikes
>alarm sounds
>welp.jpg
>turns out my friend has gift cards or some shit that set them off
>we walk out

Hmm.