/lit/ - Literature

>>11046370
still can't beat the kang

ITT: the marvels and wonders of self-published literature.

>>7876014
That's Aristotle in the bottom left, you dummy.

>>7789182
They're my favorite meme.

>>7763174
I don't like the comparisons and I don't like the adjectives. They seem off.
Ex:

>anonymous strips of meat
sounds awkward. No matter what you were trying to get across.

my shite

Dark. Jagged. Violent. This was the landscape, as far as one could see. In it, there was no joy, no life, and no wonder. Fuck this planet. The cosmos had been careless in its creation, as if they were pressed for time or as if the very act of creation had grown into a dull routine. But in spite all of this, in spite of the void, the sky was an infinite aquarium, a cosmic coral reef. No matter where you go, no matter what planet you are on, if the atmosphere permits, the stars can relieve you, and for that, he was thankful. The blast door closed behind him, the thudded sound muffled through his helmet. He was glad to know that within the warm facility, there awaited a soft bed with many blankets he could wrap around himself, as many as it took to forget this obsidian tundra. He heard the winds stir in a distant canyon, and soon they surrounded him, whining as they brushed through the crevices of his suit. He pressed through them on his way to the disposal, handicapped by their strength. The waste tumbled down the chute, hesitant to fall into the abyss. Syringes, blades, and tubes scratched the metal surface as they slid. This was their last chance to remind others of their purpose, but all of it would soon be frozen, and the painful history of them, forgotten. The winds kept up, slicing and frenzied, they had grown stronger, and from this, one’s thoughts could only wander towards an undesirable truth: the seasons were changing.

>>7395812

Do shitty blurbs count?

>>6435220
Most women love dick. Gay porn has dicks in it. What do you think?

>>6406213
I'm okay with this as long as we convince Deandre Otis Surrell to write the long-awaited 2 Nickels 2 Ounces for the imprint.

simotaneously the undisputed champion

>>6282270
Not up to the quality level of From Nickels to Ounces.

>>6256228
Get on my level.

>>5837367
>prospective publisher

How much are you paying them to print it?