/lit/ - Literature

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Aufhebengate Glowcommies

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Doing a great job glownig.

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>Yes, fellow aryan brother, and perhaps you'd like to meet up sometime to practice the philosophy.

>why yes i am in fact an American National Socialist
>anyone want to cause some mayhem?

Hello Teacher! My story for today is finished!
Its called, Glow in the Dark

A Day at the FBI

I woke up early in the morning, jumped out of the dog bed my wife made me sleep in last night,, coated myself in glow in the dark paint, Government issue, poured myself some healthy Captain Jacks cereal with two slices of toast and a bowl of pasta, as per the food pyramid, grabbed my standard issue NerfGun, single bolt, unloaded, detached trigger, as per the new laws that kept Amexicans safe from the cartels and black rioters who regulary showed their anger at the unjust system of oppression that stopped them from getting past the fourth grade.
I collected my mail and instantly signed for a new law that would make school noncompusotry and would award the higgest grade for having your name in the school system so that we could right the wrongs of the previous generations who kept coloureds down with strict unfair merit based education which was just white supremacy in written form.
As I stepped outside I said Hi to Jef from next door, he was an architect who had a wife and two kids, Sarah liked painting and his Son David liked football. Of course I had never actually spoken to Jeff, I knew all about my neightbours for seven blocks because I can hack information through the electrical singles given off by their electric toothbrushed and I have their Amazon go “Buy your own Wiretap” directly plugged into my phones instantnews app.
Then I got into my oneman car bubble, inserted my privilege card which dicatated how fast my car was allowed to move based on my skin colour so that no Natural Born Citizens could be singled out for always being late, which in itself was a racist, bigoted stereotype created by white supremaNazis.
I was 1 hour late as my bubblecar parked itself the furtherest space away from the building entreance and proceeded to alert every 10 mintues that this car belonged to a white piece of shit for at least a few hours so that I could receive equal amounts of crime.
I finally got to the building and said hi to the Technical Mapping Analysis Ping, our National Security Analysis Pong, the National Boarder and Customs Manager Paco and our Gay Ops Manaager Levinstein GoldShit.
Lev was always breaking my balls about Gay Ops, he always wanted me to fill him in on any Gay Ops possible around Iran, Russia, China, South America, Palestine, Iraq, Europe, New Zealand, TurkaDerkastan, or anywhere it would make life better for The Only Democracy In The Middle East™
If I ever complained he would say Im Boomer shaming him and he would threaten me with his powerful Chinese lawyers to subpoena Google for my bank records to check I wasn’t storing too much money abroad.
So I booted up the Government standard Issue Windows 95, inserted my privilege card which made the computer freeze, shut down, start up and then bluescreen and then make me play games for 2 hours before I could get to work ,I opened up the Gay Ops folder and opened up...

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t. glownigger

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