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Bloody Poles, coming over here, being all Polish and mending everything.
Coming over here, fixing all the stuff we've broken and are too illiterate to read the instructions for.
Doing it better than us in a second language.
Bloody Poles.
Coming over here.
When I was a kid.
40, 45 years ago, it was the Indians, weren't it? Bloody Indians, Pakistanis and Indians, coming over here, inventing us a national cuisine.
Before that, in the 16th century, it was bloody Huguenots, weren't it? Bloody Huguenots.
Coming over here from medieval France.
Bloody French.
Religious heretics coming over here, doubting transubstantiation.
Bloody French Huguenots coming over here questioning the Eucharistic symbolism with their famed ability to weave little jerkins out of lace.
We don't want your lace here.
We've got corduroy.
My name's Paul Nuttalls of UKIPs and I say we need to ensure the brightest and best Huguenots stay in medieval France and concentrate on revising its relationship with the Eucharistic tradition, instead of coming over here to the UK and teaching us to make hats out of lace.
And before then, in the 5th century, was the Anglo-Saxons, weren't it? Bloody Anglo-Saxons, coming over here, from Northern Continental Europe.
Bloody Anglo-Saxons with their inlay jewellery and their shit burial traditions, and their miserable epic poetry.
To come over here, Anglo-Saxons, learn to speak the fucking language.
My name's Paul Nuttall from UKIP and I say we need to ensure the brightest and best Anglo-Saxons stay in 5th century Northern Continental Europe instead of coming over here to the UK and laying down the basis of our entire future language and culture.
And before them, 2000BC, 4,000 years ago, was the Beaker folk, weren't it? Bloody Beaker folk.
The Beaker folk.
Coming over here, rowing up the Tagus Estuary from the Iberian Peninsula in improvised rafts.
The bloody Beaker folk, coming over here with their beakers.
With their drinking vessels.
What's wrong with just cupping up the water in your hands? And licking it up like a cat? My name's Paul Nuttall of UKIP and I say we need to ensure the brightest and best Beaker folk stay in the Iberian Peninsula and fill it with beakers instead of coming over here to the UK and teaching us to drink liquid out of cups.
And before them, 4500 BC, 6,500 years ago, the Neolithic people, weren't it? Bloody Neolithic people, coming over here from Continental Mediterranean.
Neolithic people.
Coming over here with their pictograms, and their primitive wheat farming innovations, and their astrological stone circle temples with all the rocks aligned with the movements of the planets.
What's wrong with just worshipping a tree? My name's Paul Nuttall of UKIPs and I say we need to ensure the brightest and best Neolithic people stay in Mediterranean Continent instead of coming over here to the UK and teaching us to make and eat bread.