/lit/ - Literature

>tfw you'e gonna spend the next thirty years of your life reading web novels all day just like the nerds of yore who read tolkien until their books fell apart.
>tfw you realize google is using captcha to have us program their self driving cars.

>>11979589
>Which do prefer to read about, single combat, dogfighting, army battles, or fleet battles?

Single combat in xanxia, army battle in western.

>Have you ever taken a fencing/boxing/etc./martial arts class?
Yes, also various street fights/ bar fights as a security guard.

It's of zero use when writing.

>>11422233
I've read warlock of the magus world and it's all pretty standard chinese literature.

What a lot of people don't get is that china, as a country is EDGY as fuck. Great place to visit and live in but if you're poor it's pretty much a dystopian future.

>Female children are still regularly murdered despite ending the single child policy and are also sold in bulk by orphanages as "mystery meat."
>Because of chinas laws regarding motor accidents drivers will often "finish off" their victims after hitting a pedestrian.
>etc, because this isn't meant to be an anit china post

Just jotted this down tonight, might start a novel or novelette with it.

Today started out as any other normal day, even if it didn't end like one. First I awoke laying on my back in the dirt. This was the first thing that I noticed as peculiar since I normally sleep on my side in a bed. Secondly it was not the sound of a particularly poorly thought out eighth birthday present in the form of an alarm clock that would go on to serve me my entire life, more out of its sturdiness than any real fondness for such a thing that awoke me but the angry barking of what must be quite a sizable dog. Finally and if I do say so, most importantly I laid eyed upon what might have been the most beautiful woman I had ever come across. Not the traditional concept of beauty, she was short, appeared to be small breasted and not particularly wide of hips but the way the sunlight fell upon her pale skin and brown hair made my heart skip a beat in a way I was sure it never had before.

>>7501941
>tfw you use greentext arrows for dialogue instead

>>7398769
>I've been poor and it sucks arse, being a teacher might not be so bad.

You're still going to be poor, you'll just be over worked as well.
Your day starts an hour before school does and finishes 4 hours after class does, you'll at best have one decent pupil while teaching assholes the same shit they don't care about every year.
Coons and deros will make up shit about you behind your back, if you're ever found to be alone with any female student rumors will fill the teachers lounge for years to come.

Seriously do not under any circumstances get into a position where you are alone with a female student, nobody will believe you if you say you don't want to fuck any of them.