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Serious question /lit/, how do I get my hair to stop looking like this? I'm not Pinecone but recently my hair's been getting that puffed up point thing.

Is this a side effect of reading Gravity's Rainbow?

>>7371019
Pinecone

Serious question /lit/, how do I get my hair to stop looking like this? I'm not Pinecone but recently my hair's been getting that puffed up point thing.

Is this a side effect of reading Gravity's Rainbow?

What is life like for a subvocalizer?

(beat to Eminem's "Till I Collapse" starts playing...)

Soon as the thread starts I eat it at OP's heart
What is he thinking? How best to top Ulysses farts?
And it's absurd how people hang on every turd
You'll never ever have a talent Harold Bloom can discern
I conquered the word; my books will be forever preserved
I'll be in heaven while you're beggin' Tao to give you a blurb
You sad little nerd, your name will never ever be heard
That's why your death will mark the point at which you never occurred
My books are canonic, my weed is hydroponic
I cite the things you grew up with like Goku and Sonic.
But I don't want to regress, I'm done with things Teutonic,
The things that I'm obsessed with these days are electronic.
So give me PS4 and some games, let's get hedonic
The pings I'm pullin' here on the can are straight demonic.
But I don't want to die premature let's go bionic
"Gamers in the house forever"—that sound to you ironic?

>And then I named him Hilbert-Spaess xDDD only REAL nerds will get this haha
Gravity's Rainbow is literally just The Martian for wannabe intellectuals fuck this book.

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Gravity's Rainbow

His prose is heady, themes bleak, bombs are steady
Please get the awards ready, this author ain’t deady
He’s furthest, from the pop-culture armageddon
He's a recluse with a purpose and you're far from gettin'
What he wrote down, the whole sky screams so loud
He opens his mouth but the turd won’t go down
He’s chokin’ now, the whole book’s broken now
His cock’s gone up, take cover, explosion - Pow!
Snap back to hilarity, oh, there’s goes gravity
Oh, there’s goes Pynchon, he’s dope, he’s so rad but he won’t give up irony, nope, he’s old-fashioned, he knows
that David Wallace destroyed his whole faction, he smokes
He’s high daily, it shows, he’s so batshit, he trolls
The /lit/ board as his games download patches
It goes, he plays Crysis on Ult with no crashes
He better go pick up a pen and write ‘fore he passes

>>7288024
>not knowing what postmodernism actually is
>bitching about it anyway

What is life like for a subvocalizer?

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I do it for him.

What is life like for the average subvocalizer?

and then....HE FALLS DOWN THE TOILET
KILL MYSELF
HAHAHA Bloom is going to eat this shit UP

>le wacky reclusive pomo man

<<<< This motherfucker put a man down a toilet in a book & got away with it.... SCOTT FREE.

Put him down the toilet and made out cackling like a bandit into the velvet night.

(===ZeRo JaiLTiME===)

Pens were his instrument (and his task).

What does he have to say for himself?

"Your move, NASA.""

Why does /lit/ seem to hate Pynchon so much? I don't get it.

wrong picture you pleb

In Joshua Cohen's review of Pynchon's Bleeding Edge, he says that

>Only ten images of Pynchon are publicly available, including a video captured by CNN in 1997

Ten... I haven't been able to find that many. Let's see if, between us, we have them all.

<- That's #1.

Wha

I'm afraid I'm becoming a lot like him.

>I have hideous buck teeth and I need cash now!
>CALL JG WENTWORTH
>877-CASH-NOW

>>7009242
True enough, I suppose

>>7008814
>250 words
>a big deal
Ayyyy