/lit/ - Literature

Holy shit. It's drugs he's taken or drugs he needs to be taking.

http://abookcoveraday.tumblr.com/
Kinda neat.
And i really like Gravity's Rainbow cover. Amazes me it was done by Frank Miller.

"a dark turd appears out the crevice, out of the absolute darkness between her white buttocks. he spreads his knees, awkwardly, until he can feel the leather of her boots. he leans forward to surround the hot turd with his lips, sucking on it tenderly, licking along its lower side ... he is thinking, he's sorry, he can't help it, thinking of a negro's penis, yes he knows it abrogates part of the conditions set, but it will not be denied, the image of a brute african who will make him behave.... the stink of shit floods his nose, gathering him, surrounding. it is the smell of passchendaele, of the salient. mixed with the mud, and the putrefaction of corpses, it was the sovereign smell of their first meeting, and her emblem. the turd slides into his mouth, down into his gullet. he gags, but bravely clamps his teeth shut. bread that would have floated in porcelain waters somewhere, unseen, untasted--risen now and baked in the bitter intestinal over to bread we know, bread that's light as domestic comfort, secret as death in bed ... spasms in his throat continue. the pain is terrible. with his tongue he mashes shit against the roof of his mouth and begins to chew, thickly now, the only sound in the room....

"there are two more turds, smaller ones, and when he has eaten these, residual shit to lick out of her anus. he prays that she'll let him drop the cape over himself, to be allowed, in the silk-lined darkness, to stay a while longer with his submissive tongue straining upward into her asshole. but she moves away. the fur evaporates from his hands. she orders him to masturbate for her. she has watched captain blicero with gotffried, and has learned the proper style.

"the brigadier comes quickly. the rich smell of semen fills the room like smoke."

How about a game, /lit/?
Try the guess the book from crossover!

> A Hedgehog Walks Into A Bar by >MandoKeybladeMaster
>Shadow is in the Big Apple and can't get over the fact he failed to save Maria and Sonic constantly calls him 'faker'. The local bartender aids Shadow in his depression, with a catcher listening on. Rated T for alcohol and dirty pun.