/lit/ - Literature

>>19952303
>get a 95%
>feel good
>check score
>highest is 100%

>>19929527
When will i get to hold thick thighs in my hands

>>19928271
>remember the commercials and demo I played for this game
>think it was 4 or five years ago
>it was 12
its over

>>19927039
>no one showing up to your birthday

I'm done coping. All my life I've coped with my laziness by thinking myself "different". Oh I'm skinny without a trendy haircut because I'm an intellectual! Girls will notice this! I'm deep and better than those normies huh!
24 years old, looking in the mirror. I see an out of shape shaggy loser. I'm done.
Tomorrow I'm going to the gym, then to a turkish barber. Finally, I will hit up H&M and get a new wardrobe. I'm tired of being "different" It has gotten me nowhere. I am going to stop reading philosophy. Stop being a snarky smartass. Stop with the superiority complex based on nothing. I have no money, barely any social life, no sex. Clearly I'm doing something wrong and the "normals" are doing something right.

>>19871956
LISTEN UP
I found this book before it was popular. I remember the day perfectly. 4th grade, local bookstore. One copy in the comic section. Was too expensive so I would read a chapter at a time walking to the store after karate class
Mom finally bought it, took it to school
Free reading time. What happened?
Everybody laughed at me just from looking at the cover. Fucking Patrick, chubby cheek faggot, I can remember his irish eyes giggling when I pulled it out. Then Chelsea with the smug slight. Chelsea was one of the hot bitches. Not the #1, but in the #1 group(later fucked her in the 12th grade after years of jack off dreams, evaluation: DISAPPOINTING)
So whats the point of the story? Two years later, 6th grade.
Every fag is reading it. Fuck them

I coomed.