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Might as well share them here since I have no place else.
>be me last Friday
>on call for psych floor.
>get called at 11 pm woken up.
>tired.jpg
>unknown male with schizophrenia intoxicated and was having severe delusions and agitated
>poor soul need help I must hurry to help
>ok admit, give haloperidol, nighty nighty.
>no rounds on Saturday and Sundays.
>Get called again at 11 pm Saturday woken up.
>schizophrenia dude pissed himself in the middle of the recreational area to get attention to call the physician.
>What.gif
> Nurse says he doesn't want to be there
> tell her no one wants to be sick but not everyone is lucky to have good mental health.
>no he wants to see physician.
>Okey, he must be scared I'll come help.
>Drive to hospital
Turns out he's not schizophrenic but diagnosed borderline who was partying on ecstasy, cocaine and alcohol. Called the cops on himself. Told them he was schizophrenic, was harassing the girls in the ward and got scared when a depressed bipolar patient knocked him out for harassing a anorexic girl, that allowed him to puzzle with her, so he decided to piss himself. You can't make this shit up. Needless to say I kept the punching out of my notes and called the cops.

>>16735310
Nothing to do with trump

>>12102487

>>10548923
>Every anime is a copypaste of some previous anime to a point anime games and culture became a parody of itself
>''They have creativity because they are becoming popular''
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More like they just shit pretty dumb entertainment for a pretty dumb general population, like a junk food/candy store

>>8925833
> being this mad you got caught samefagging