/lit/ - Literature

>>22005029
Honestly my biggest complaint is that for such a personable fellow whom by all accounts literally everyone liked who met him, Adolf really does not come off as having much of a sense of humor, which is wild when you consider how whacky his situation actually was.

>Second in command is a literal witch who seriously, unironically believes in magic and has his elite troops swear to fight on after death
>Best friend is a club-footed jackal who somehow fucks every single hot chick in Germany, ruins his own marriage, Adolf has to sweep in and save it because he thinks they're a cute couple
>Obese has-been air force vet who never stops eating all the fucking streuselkuchen and trying to design jet fighters big enough to carry him
>Closest ally is a psychotic Italian cartoon character who challenges people to sword fights and occasionally takes off his shirt and starts digging ditches on the side of the road to prove he's one of the guys
>Von Ludendorff, AKA "Pimpvillage" literally has to walk to the Reichstag by himself because everyone else dipped during the putsch. Hitler never apologizes for this
>A second equally insane witch who converts to hinduism and proclaims him the final avatar of Vishnu, Kalki the Destroyer, keeps trying to get Adolf to carry a sword around
>Oscar von Dirlwanger got caught embezzling again but it's okay his boss is a Jew and he donated it all to us lol
>At least half of the SA are literal communists who just think the uniforms look cool, call themselves the Beefsteak Nazis because they're brown on the outside and red on the inside, nobody has a problem with this
>Homo with a dueling scar, clearly a pedophile, is the only person in the gang who actually knows how to fight
>Otto Skorzeny keeps cackling evilly and hinting that he actually rescued Tzarina Anastasia from the Soviets and hid her away in Dusseldorf
>One guy jokes that it's not his job to swat flies because he's not in the Luftwaffe, Hitler immediately sends him to the Eastern Front to die

Like, come on, this shit sounds hilarious. I want to jump forward in time 500 years so we can finally get kino comedy films about Hitler's life that end with him chilling in Argentina waiting for the CIA to tell him they need him to lead West Germany against the Soviets.

>>18658027
>transvolk