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>>22065828
It's a special time of year whenever my fiancée has diarrhea. During the holiday season, when families come together to cherish the warmth and comfort of that year's memories and the promise and hope of the year to come, my fiancée consumes three blisters of laxatives containing 20 tablets each. For the next three days, I harvest her diarrhea in mason jars and she uses it as a base for her famous, hearty holiday stew. I can hardly wait for the holiday season to arrive - The laxatives rest peacefully atop the shelf in our cupboard waiting to be opened; the mason jars are in the garage, clear and clean. The soup pots clank and jingle, as if to also express anticipation for the gourmand thrill to come, as my fiancée prepares other dishes less sumptuous than our holiday treat. Thank you.

>>22063341
It's a special time of year whenever my fiancée has diarrhea. During the holiday season, when families come together to cherish the warmth and comfort of that year's memories and the promise and hope of the year to come, my fiancée consumes three blisters of laxatives containing 20 tablets each. For the next three days, I harvest her diarrhea in mason jars and she uses it as a base for her famous, hearty holiday stew. I can hardly wait for the holiday season to arrive - The laxatives rest peacefully atop the shelf in our cupboard waiting to be opened; the mason jars are in the garage, clear and clean. The soup pots clank and jingle, as if to also express anticipation for the gourmand thrill to come, as my fiancée prepares other dishes less sumptuous than our holiday treat. Thank you.

>>22061911
It's a special time of year whenever my fiancée has diarrhea. During the holiday season, when families come together to cherish the warmth and comfort of that year's memories and the promise and hope of the year to come, my fiancée consumes three blisters of laxatives containing 20 tablets each. For the next three days, I harvest her diarrhea in mason jars and she uses it as a base for her famous, hearty holiday stew. I can hardly wait for the holiday season to arrive - The laxatives rest peacefully atop the shelf in our cupboard waiting to be opened; the mason jars are in the garage, clear and clean. The soup pots clank and jingle, as if to also express anticipation for the gourmand thrill to come, as my fiancée prepares other dishes less sumptuous than our holiday treat.

It's a special time of year whenever my fiancée has diarrhea. During the holiday season, when families come together to cherish the warmth and comfort of that year's memories and the promise and hope of the year to come, my fiancée consumes three blisters of laxatives containing 20 tablets each. For the next three days, I harvest her diarrhea in mason jars and she uses it as a base for her famous, hearty holiday stew. I can hardly wait for the holiday season to arrive - The laxatives rest peacefully atop the shelf in our cupboard waiting to be opened; the mason jars are in the garage, clear and clean. The soup pots clank and jingle, as if to also express anticipation for the gourmand thrill to come, as my fiancée prepares other dishes less sumptuous than our holiday treat.