/lit/ - Literature

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
― Paul Krugman

I fold the corner and don't give a fuck.

as i arise my ride arrives, another day to survive
fuck this id rather walk on bee hives and knives

hungry as fuck so i grab some breakfast
ew fuck man this pop tart aint the freshest

cut to class, fuckin sucks ass like mustard gas
these folk piss me off, time for my second class

cultural studies with the crazy cunt mrs turner
makes me wanna stick my head in a gas burner

easy mode english pussy is pinkish
had homework -- too bad i didnt finish

fuckin mathematics with dramatic fanatics
id rather buttfuck crack addicts with bad cinematics

lunch time with my partner in rhyme crime
roll out to taco bell like opitmus prime im

smokin like twenty cigarettes cough up a fuckin lung
bumpin wu tang cassettes with a bad taste on my tongue

return to creative writing with stricking bad timing
ms b spits a comment quicker than lightning

groove to government wishing for adjournment
cause I didn't read the fuckin chapter - fuckin slacker


what do you guys think of this rap i just wrote?

>finish aSoIaF
>enjoy it
>read first 200 pages of Gardens of the Moon
>HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN
>Give up
>read more spoon-feed fantasy like Joe Abercrombie
>enjoy it

hello there.

im /r/ing that how to spot a philosophy major photo. i luled at it initially but now i have run into the exact person in my class. just wanted to refresh my memories for giggles.