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I hate Kalamazoo, Michigan. No, I don't live there, and no, I've never been there. I'm not even sure I've ever been to Michigan. I've met people from there though, either on their way to or coming from Kalamazoo, Michigan.
What's the appeal? Is it because it's the largest city in the southwest region of Michigan? Is it prestigious Kalamazoo college? Maybe the fishing's just better in the Kalamazoo River. Maybe it's just because the name sounds like kazoo. Kalamazoo. Kal-a-ma-zoooooooo. Kala-fucking-mazoo.
Why do I meet more people from Kalamazoo than anywhere else? I'm not even near Michigan.
Oh, but one day, I'll go to Kalamazoo, Michigan. I'll sneak in during the night time, and all those Kalamazooians (Kalamazooites?) will wake up to the noise of my revenge.

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