/lit/ - Literature

>>23196098
>and one guy who keeps replying to everything with sword and sorcery recommendations.
That's me.

>>23120563
>Karl Edward Wagner's Kane

>>22928176
Joke's on you; I don't have to imagine.

>>22314347
>Just read Juruselum man trilogy by Gemmell instead

>>22059992
>All of my writing is inspired by intense hatred for womankind.

>>21901991
>mfw Norm loved REH

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Can you find them on Amazon?
Perhaps... You'll recognize them by all the one-star reviews from offended liberals.

Are you looking for big thick books about dragons, sorcerers, and magic?

Are you searching for angsty, first-person musing from depressed millenials?

If so, you've come to the wrong place.

Our books are mean, rough, and gritty.

Best of all, they fit in your pocket... unless you wear skinny jeans in which case you won't enjoy our books anyway.

You can't download our books.
If you want to read on your kindle or phone, you're not a real man.
Real books are made of real paper... cheap absorbent paper that can stanch a bullet-wound in a pinch.

And, we sure as hell don't sell audiobooks...
A real man doesn't need his mommy to read to him.

Can you find them on Amazon?
Perhaps... You'll recognize them by all the one-star reviews from offended liberals.

Are you looking for big thick books about dragons, sorcerers, and magic?

Are you searching for angsty, first-person musing from depressed millenials?

If so, you've come to the wrong place.

Our books are mean, rough, and gritty.

Best of all, they fit in your pocket... unless you wear skinny jeans in which case you won't enjoy our books anyway.

You can't download our books.
If you want to read on your kindle or phone, you're not a real man.
Real books are made of real paper... cheap absorbent paper that can stanch a bullet-wound in a pinch.

And, we sure as hell don't sell audiobooks...
A real man doesn't need his mommy to read to him.

Can you find them on Amazon?
Perhaps... You'll recognize them by all the one-star reviews from offended liberals.

>>21719824
>>Yeah, so we will put all the faggots and trannies in the same circle of hell as murderers
>>really? The same circle?
>>yeah, you are right, we will make it the same level, but make the punishment for faggots and trannies worse than that of the murderers
>>what about dykes?
>>Not a sin, that shit is hot, dude

>>21671596
>Do you play pretend with action figures and dolls too?
Yes

>>21524255
Science is the TOOL of the Western mind.