/lit/ - Literature

>>22341836
"Oh so he summoned you did he? And how do you supposed he managed that, given that he has no celestial power as I've already told you? Father!"
"Huh, hwat!?"
"Did you grant Cosmic Nike Box Cat a wish?"
"Y-yea I did; poor lad needed a friend. Y-you always keep him immured in t-t-that BOx of his; like if he is some sort of paraplegic RETARD!"
"Language, Father! We have a guest. And Cosmic Nike Box Cat IS paraplegic. You snapped his back when you hit him with the meteor that was suppose to destroy the dinosaurs and the earth, remember?"
"Are you still yapping on about that? I told you he'll be fine. Just put some dirt on it. It works like V-Vicks, didn't I say?"
[1] "I think I should go..."
[2] Probe on about their relationship
[3] "Where exactly am I?"
[4] "Are all you cats ascended?"
[5] ‹CUSTOM PROMPT HERE›

>pontificating
He was rattled so hard by that one word.

>>21796348
>You can’t afford tithing? Sorry for engaging with you. More blessings for me I guess.
The American religion rears its head.

I once came across a huge dumpster full of books and went diving. Not a single fucking one was worth taking home. Just old romance novels, kid's books and James Patterson.
Turns out it was from a local charity store closing down. I wonder if someone had pilfered all the good shit before I got there or whether it was like that from the beginning.

>you will soon see Houellebecq's gnarled penis spammed every day on /lit/

>it’s another Stephen chapter

>it's shit

I have been waiting for you, son. Though now I am old and my cognition is failing me.

>>20934881
I know

I am tired.

Go through a psychological trauma that causes extreme anxiety and replace fear of death with fear of life instead.

>>20764911
Death, where is thy sting

When you become an old adult.

They're not really alike at all and I doubt you've read either and if you say that you have I won't believe you and if you provide undeniable proof that you've read them then that makes you look even worse.

>>20366011
>man who only read video title and came to a catastrophically incorrect conclusion lectures others on how to read

Shut the fuck up, OP.

>Mayhaps there are things that are true
>Mayhaps we live inside God
>Mayhaps compromise is le good

What was her name, /lit/?

We thank you for your recent application for the vacancy, [JUNIOR MILKING BOY], at 'Plato's Titty Milk Bar'. Unfortunately after careful consideration we have decided not to employ you in this role at this time.

However we will keep your application in our database, and should a position open up here, or at out sister location, 'Socrates' Semen Shack', we may contact you to arrange another interview.

Yours Sincerely,
Ari Stottle (Chief Massager)

>don't eat that, it's wrong
>but also you won't know what 'wrong' even means until you eat it
>...
>ah shit

>>20011223
I'm just quoting Oscar Wilde, to know what sex is about I'd have to have had some first.

>war bad
>*reads star wars metaphor where Putin is Palpatine and Ukraine is Luke Skywalker*
>holy... I want war!
If I were Putin I would just nuke myself to get off this miserable fucking planet.

>2019 was six years ago

>>19959068
Fucks sake Anon.