/lit/ - Literature

>Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
>Harry Potter finds a stone of philosophers called the Philosopher's Stone

>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
>Harry Potter enters a secretive chamber called the Chamber of Secrets

>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
>Harry Potter meets a prisoner of Azkaban

>Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
>Harry Potter encounters a goblet of fire called the Goblet of Fire

>Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
>Harry Potter learns about an order called the Order of the Phoenix, which rises again and again like a phoenix of legend

>Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
>Harry Potter uncovers the identity of the Half-Blood Prince, a half-blood but not actually a prince so this one makes me mad.

>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
>Harry Potter gathers hallowed objects of death called the Deathly Hallows

Almost perfect.

> claims to be a communist
>owns a smartphone
>contributes to the capitalist system