/lit/ - Literature

>>19384206
>NOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO CUM IN THIS PUSSY NIGGERMAN SAVEEEE MEEEEEEEEE

>it's like a nut you can play with outside

>DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE WHOA I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY IMMORTAL SOUL (which isnt real lmao) TO BE INSERTED INTO A TEXAS INSTRUMENTS GRAPHING CALCULATOR SO I CAN DO SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY

transhumanism is onions beyond onions

@14259695
>it was my decision to cuck myself to my superiors, u mad bro?

>>13069000
Karl managed to force himself out of his chair, his sweating anus exhibiting a soliloquy of sonorous rumbling. It was at this point that it occurred to Karl that he was, last night, engaged in mortal combat against a bout of diarrhoea whilst watching a documentary, the documentary was admittedly somewhat pedestrian; yet unlike a pedestrian, Karl could only talk the talk – if he did heave himself from the couch, the footlong toasted sub wallowing in his pit may decide to stop talking, and instead of walking – decide to sprint the length of his corduroys either into, or around his sock finding it’s place nestled warmly between his toes or stretched out on the carpet.

>reads analytic philosophy

>>11697221
HOLY FUCK AMAZON PRIME HOT NEW FRESH DEALS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS LIKE THAT TIME THANOS GOT THE INFINITY STONES DELIVERED TO HIS FRONT DOOR BY A PRIVATE COMBAT DRONE

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>>11660980
holy epic ownage, this anon just got wrecked like that time thanos fought the hulk. epic, simply epic.