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>first date with girl I met on bumble
>late because my parents had to find an atm to get money for me
>they drop me off
>she shows up
>we have a few beers
>she offers to pay for most of them
>force her to read my haikus about Jordan Peterson out loud in public
>she reads 6 out of maybe 40 or so of them
>she offers to drive
>ok
>slams into curb on exit ramp at around 70 mph
>I am angry and do not talk to her
>police arrive
>she is arrested and booked for DUI
>I get a free uber ride back to my parents house
>ghost her
>resume pawn stars marathon
I have ascended.

>be me
>29 yo neet
>first date with girl I met on bumble
>late because my parents had to find an atm to get money for me
>they drop me off
>she shows up
>we have a few beers
>she offers to pay for most of them
>force her to read my haikus about Jordan Peterson out loud in public
>she reads like 6 out of 40 of them
>she offers to drive
>ok
>slams into curb on exit ramp at around 70 mph
>I am angry and do not talk to her
>police arrive
>she is arrested and booked for DUI
>I get a free uber ride back to my parents house
>ghost her
>resume pawn stars marathon
I have ascended.

>first date with girl I met on bumble
>late because my parents had to find an atm to get money for me
>they drop me off
>she shows up
>we have a few beers
>she offers to pay for most of them
>force her to read my haikus about Jordan Peterson out loud in public
>she reads 6 out of 10 of them
>She offers to drive
>ok
>slams into curb on exit ramp at around 70 mph
>I am angry and do not talk to her
>police arrive
>she is arrested for DUI
>I get a free uber ride back to my parents house
>ghost her
I have ascended.