/lit/ - Literature

>how to win Nobel Prize in Literature

>play guitar

>>7195426
Gay reddit tier shit.

>>7195415
suuupppeeeerrr ggggaaaaaayyyy

>>7195402
how many dicks do you suck a week?
and yes it IS a mental illness

>>7195058
I can already tell you have no friends.
And no, the people you hang around do not consider you their friend. A pity-buddy maybe.

>>7194025
If i told you what I wanted to I would be put in prison. All I can say is you need to cease everything in a gruesome manner

>>7194002
faggot

>>7194000
If you watch anime you are already a mediocre failure. This is fact..

>>7193973
shit

>>7193908
There is one or two decent songs that played while you were in the city at night. Pretty decent. But pretty fucking gay. You will go nowhere with that.

>>7193892
oh fuck how do you people wake up and listen to this shit and say "goddamn, I have good taste"

>>7193883
...no words for this faggotry

>mfw my roman history professor is teaching the third punic war and mentions the salting of the earth

I give up on uni.

I'm done. I'm fucking done.

>>6895916
>Jay was a beta
>war vet
>educated
>bootlegger
>rich af tbh
>fucks a dudes wife
>protects his woman
>dies

nigga...beta is calling alpha's betas. Which is you, coon.

>>6846221
>>6846234
>>6844082

Go figure, gays doing disgusting and vile shit.

They are gay for a reason, they are mentally broken and natural failures.

If this was the good days we would throw them out into the woods and pretend they never existed.

>>6699386
>as if we don't waste the majority of our lives
>lets talk about someone completely fucking retarded, wrong, and irrelevant to progress of intellectual and scientific thought
>that sounds great

ITT: We make and designate a list of non-literature.

I'll start.

1. Philosophy - want to talk nonsense? Got to /x/ or /pol/

2. Religion - See above

3. Politics - merely racist shitposts from /pol/

4. Women - go back to /r9k.

>>6605739
No, you're on the wrong website.

You should realize you're not on reddit before you honor such shit taste.

God how the karma did fall

All I want to do is read.

All day, everyday, and then talk about books.

Fuck me, right?

If you really want to hear about it, go read that pedophile Salinger. I'm going to tell you everything that didn't happen. So get ready, get marked, Ready.....set.........fuck you.

This is my world now. Post-modern at it's greatest. Dick joke (hello this is a dick joke, get over it, it's irony, making fun of irony so post post post). Wallace, hack. Ain't got nothing on a boy with twang. Want to know? Wan't to know? Let me know. I'll fucking give you the details.

I want to write a book that all of /lit/ will enjoy and won't make fun of...
but no publisher would publish a novel that was that fucking shitty

wat do?

Could I theoretically just go to Ukraine or Gaza and start reporting for someone? Or Syria? Get in as press and just report for some newspaper or journalist shit?

>>4956336
>considers buying movie tie-in
>"HUR DUR I NO TROLL"

fuck you