/lit/ - Literature

Hey Faggots,

My name is Oscar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day reading books and fapping over female protagonists. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dick? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to women.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I won the Newdigate Prize, wrote many successful plays and met the Pope. What have you done, other than troll insecure fags? I also get lots of cock, and have a banging hot lover (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all straight-fags who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and an acquaintance.