/lit/ - Literature

>>16136131
5 ones fully and 4 ones partly of the first 50

>Get sorted into Slytherin
>Pretty much everyone in the school, even faculty, hates you by default now
>Half your house also probably hates you
>Your only role models are genocidal maniacs with a snake fetish
>Lose the house cup every single year even if you got the most points because "fuck Slytherin"
>Half your house mates are probably in a death cult
>Everyone fully expects you're gonna become a murderer or genocidal maniac the second you leave
>Even after you graduate the fact that you were sorted into Slytherin will pretty much follow you for the rest of your life, and everyone even several decades later is still waiting for you to turn into a dark wizard at the drop of a hat
Is being a Slytherin suffering?

>>14550213
>tfw the latest TV shows are the only things your coworkers and even managers talk about, so you're seen as some bizarre freak show when you say you don't really watch any