/lit/ - Literature

How can we prevent him from writing any more books?

The most famous author of our generation.

>>9244339
He's unironically better than John Green.

>Looking for Alaska (2005)
>An Abundance of Katherines (2006)
>Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances – with Maureen Johnson and Lauren Myracle (2008)
>Paper Towns (2008)
>Will Grayson, Will Grayson – with David Levithan (2010)
>The Fault in Our Stars (2012)

Why hasn't he written anything since 2012?

>Green attended Indian Springs School, a boarding and day school outside of Birmingham, Alabama. During the time he was a student there, a student died under circumstances similar to the character of Alaska.[7][8]

Imagine being this girl's parents. Not only did you lose your daughter in a tragic accident, but a middle aged man has published his sexual fantasies about her, and it's being taught in public high schools.

>>8314310
>The thing Alaska did next scared and shocked and surprised me in a way nothing had ever ever scared or shocked or surprised me until that moment, a moment which lasted no longer than one sharp intake of breath but one I have no doubt will last my entire life. She said 'I love you'. Not 'You're cool' or 'I had a really fun time' or 'Do you always kiss like that?' I love you. As in 'I, Alaska Young, love you, Miles Halter'. As in 'I Alaska Young have not only noticed that you Miles Halter exist but I positively adore the fact that you do'. I exhaled. Alaska did too and for the first time I realized she was as scared as I was of admitting the way she felt. I stepped forward and held her hips. 'Are you sure?' I asked. 'I think so!' she replied, smiling. I must have pushed her backwards because just then her body nudged the lightswitch and the room became as dark as my life was without Alaska in it. Laughing, she slipped out of my grasp and disappeared somewhere inside the room. I reached out like a blind man searching for the object that might grant him sight. Truly, I was Looking for Alaska.

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>>8196947

>>8195585

http://godlessmom.com/every-atheist-parent-needs-john-green/

Aristotle was wrong about everything unless you were a woman, or a slave.

…which was great unless you were a slave, or a woman.

>>6628886
>Evolaist

Shit /pol/, when you will fucking learn?

... which was great unless you were a slave, or a woman.

...which was great unless you were a slave, or a woman.

...which was great unless you were a slave, or a woman.