/lit/ - Literature

>>13218729
it would be a major fuck up

>>13051600
just fool yourself that your IQ is 130+ even when it probably isn't. that's what I do

>>12791825
>out themselves as being just as full of shit when they can't produce WHY his definition doesn't work.

wow... genius rhetorician here

My fly was undone for a good twenty minutes in that fucking restaurant

>be average intelligence
>actually give a shit and try
>people think I'm a genius

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>>10457450
> uphold the reputation of the white race
> despicable incel shitposter on 4chan

>>9596846
(you)

>>9304718
From the excerpt.

Chapter Two

>Kiva Lagos was busily fucking the brains out of the assistant purser she’d been after for the last six weeks of the Yes, Sir, That’s My Baby’s trip from Lankaran to End when Second Officer Waylov Brennir entered her stateroom, unannounced. “You’re needed,” he said.

>“I’m a little busy at the moment,” Kiva said. She’d just finally gotten herself into a groove, so fuck Waylov (not literally, he was awful) if she was going to get out of the groove just because he walked into it. Grooves were hard to come by. People have sex, and he was unannounced. If this was what he walked into, it was his fault, not hers. The assistant purser seemed a little concerned, but Kiva applied a little pressure to make it clear festivities were to continue.

>“It’s important.”

>“Trust me, so is this.”

>“We’ve got a customs official who won’t let us take any haverfruit off the ship,” Brennir said. If he was shocked or scandalized by Lagos’s activities he was doing a good job of hiding it. He mostly looked bored. “Offloading our haverfruit is why we came to End. If we don’t sell it, or develop licenses, we’re screwed. You’re the owner’s representative. You’re going to have to explain to your mother why this trip was the cause of the financial ruin of your family. So perhaps you might like to join Captain Blinnikka in talking with this customs official right now to see if you can resolve this problem. Or you can just go on fucking that junior crew member, ma’am. I’m sure those are equivalent activities as regards your future, and the future of this ship, and your family.”

>“Well, shit,” Kiva said. Her groove was definitely gone, and the assistant purser, her little project, looked pretty miserable at the moment. “That was a pretty impressive jab you just gave to someone who can fire your ass, Brennir.”

>“You can’t fire me, ma’am,” Brennir said. “I’ve got tenure with the guild. Now, are you coming or not?”

>“I’m thinking.”

>It was a dark and stormy night

What are some stories

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>>7159686
kek "i've read philosophy that deceives me into thinking i'm not the center of my own thoughts"

fucking fag

>>7090492
so meme
so funny
so laughed
post again

What philosophers take into account the fact that we piss and shit? That we're disgusting, waste producing blobs of goo?

I go to books

What are some books that celebrate the common pleb, preferably in an 'ignorance is bliss' sort of way?

Who's noticed that masturbation acts as a catharsis?

>>6357093

> having read anything in the Western Canon before reading a book that's part of the Western Canon

Need some critique. It's a diary from a warrier along the path of Elruda (part of my fantasy world):

It's been three days now, three fucking days, Oran is an important city, why haven't reinforcements come yet ? There were eight-hundred and fifty of us yesterday, the fucking orcs have taken thirty-eight just today. The weird thing is that we've got orcs on our side. Yes, Ithril is desperate. Four days and still no sign of anybody. Four days since that royal magpie came back with that message of promised food and rest. Well, at least that's what the soldiers and the Halrein want, us mercs just want our pay. They attacked again today, I lost two men, Perat and Flolk, Perat was my best archer, I fucking needed him, we all need them both. We lost the bridge, all that because of those fucking lazy dirty desert fucks ! I lost five more, and three more are missing. Byui's dead, shot in head while getting us of the bridge, I loved that giant. We're preparing a retreat, good thing we didn't eat all the horses... The retreat left hours ago, a few of us are hiding in this house. The reinforcements are here, four thousand of them at least, I know that mercenaries have no honor but I'm not gonna kill them for honor, I'm doing it for Perat, Flolk, I'm doing it for the smallest giant I ever met, but I'm going to kill every mother-fucking green arse-licking bastard, until I get to the arse hole who took my Elienha.

>>6280036
this was fucking hilarious. If you want some feedback, Imo it was a bit too 120 days of sodomesque. There wasnt much of a plot, it was just edgy torture porn. Still pretty good for a fanfic breh

>>6255089

More like Flies of the Shit