/lit/ - Literature

>There will never be a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy/A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius crossover where Ford Prefect is the one who causes cancer in Dave Eggers' family in order to save them from the impending destruction caused by the inter-galactic freeway

>an hour in a thread with you faggots and this is the best i could do

The greatest difference in the universe is that between being alone, and not being alone. There are only three entities known that truly understand this.
The first is the collective human race, who understood this upon discovering another sentient species for the first time.
The second is that species, and they have always understood.
The third is an individual human, and this is his story.

>>4054094
>Russian and English are at least in the same language family.

>>4003937
>the monetary market system, drives technological progress to a near standstill
These people exist. They walk among us. They vote.

so plato was of fascist...

>>3452208

>>3450619
Considering the insane amount of ad hominem just directed her way, I'm not surprised.

>debate on 'britishness'
>just by conceding that this is a meaningful debate, you've already lost
>debaters hurl ad hominems at one another, as britsh=good person, and whoever is the best person is the most british.

>stupid

>>3391041
>multiple languages have words for light, therefore this language cannot have a word for light

>>2995266


>two books mentioned
>one written by a woman
>you

>MFW Harry Potter had to be translated into American because American kids couldn't understand English.

Help me /lit/
he was as coordinated as a " _____________ "

>He awoke her and gave her her pills.

Is this grammatically correct?

>>2256557

>Asking who someone is on an anonymous board

Pic related: It's what I currently imagine you to look like in real.

>taking out student loans for undergrad

>do to an ice storm

>mfw it didn't happen in real life either

>>a mode in IRC

>>797037
>everyone thinks the know

>>779584

I no like him cause he better than me

what is it called when you dont entirely comprehend paragraphs because of all the adverbs and you have to read them like three times for you to understand them. i think i am dyslexic because adverbs fuck me up when i am trying to read and it makes me hate reading

OP here, just got back from work. I've briefly read into all suggested novels and NONE of them fit my criteria. Some of them come pretty damn close, but fail on either the dark lord or coming of age aspects. Also, Greg Bear's books are science fiction, not epic fantasy. Try again!

>>482557
your post