/lit/ - Literature

I'd like to raise a toast,
to the lady I love most
(besides my mom of course, but I digress).
It's Hunter who I mean,
/teevee/'s eternal queen;
at sight of her my heart doth incandesce.
Her cunning lapis eyes,
and graceful slender thighs
provoke in me desires most severe.
And be it understood,
that any straight guy would,
in fact if you don't think she's hot, you're queer.