/lit/ - Literature

>>1891884
>>1891884

and you think you're the first person ever on /lit/. to do this?

try again capscunt!

>says he has me filtered when i go leo TOLDstoy on him in another thread
>keeps replying to my posts

bahahahahaha

>YOU THINK I AM HERE WITH ASPIRATIONS TO CONTRIBUTE TO A SPECIFIED AMOUNT?
where did i say that?

>>1796391
>>1796391
>some people discussing something
>samefag alert xDDDDDDDDDDD summer time!

>>1748876
>>1748876
yeah...it was.

>>1748880
>>1748880
yawn.
you still here?

i am proud of that picture.

anything by irvine welsh
or flan o'brien

>>1677005
>>1677005
umad?

>>1677014
>>1677014
the mods, zey lurve me

yeah, it was 'industrial society and its future', but way fucking longer, and even more angst driven/distorted. I could poke 23 holes in the first 3 chapters arguments and fuck every one of them

>charging an ebook

>>1634152
my dick is 1071 verses

>>1621508
>>1621508
WELP, guess it's time for me to delete that image!

>>1612912
>>1612912
actually i used firefox because when trying to connect to the site http://mapcrunch.com i get the following message

Google Chrome is having trouble accessing the network.

This may be because your firewall or antivirus software wrongly thinks that Google Chrome is an intruder on your computer and is blocking it from connecting to the Internet.
Here are some suggestions:
Try adding Google Chrome as a permitted programme in your firewall or antivirus software's settings. If it is already a permitted programme, try deleting it from the list of permitted programmes and adding it again.
Error 138 (net::ERR_NETWORK_ACCESS_DENIED): Unable to access the network.

i have tried doing what it suggests and googling for answers but no luck so far.
so i tried it on firefox and replied to this thread however as i do not usually post on firefox i do not have my tripcode saved on it.

>>1612907
>>1612907
you know what man, that's exactly what is needed.
a devil's threesome would be boss with my main bro V Dubby, just don't get any cum on me alright bro? or i'm gonna have to try and get some on you too.
only fair.

and don't brush nuts either, coz then it gets totally gay mang.
also can we switch ends at halftime? and if we do a spitroast can we look up and high-5 each other? always been a kinda dream of mine

pic related it's me & you afterward

>go to a desk
>carve my name because i'm bored
>next day there's a 'hi brownbear' carved underneath
>we carve each other a conversation
>one day 'left you a present bro' is carved under there
>i flip over the desk
>an ounce of weed taped to the back
>mfw

so /lit/
in your eyes where does a text begin?
the first word of the first page?
the book cover? the title?
first tap of a key on a keyboard?
the first stroke of a pen on paper?

or how about even further back than that.
from the authors childhood? their infulences? their inspirations? the books they read before they read this one?

or even further perhaps?
their childhood maybe? the summers they spent playing in x,y or z location than inspired a,b or c location in the text?

is it in the authors parents experiences even? How they learned to raise their child and bestow upon them the neccessary tools to become the author they are?

or is it even further back than that? in the childhoods and parents or the authors favourite authors?

what do you think /lit/?
where does a text truly begin?

>>1582276

Hey Faggots,

My name is D&E, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as perceived by me, who is the only true superman to escape your pathetic Herd. Honestly, have any of you ever even fucking established your own set of morals to impose on everyone else because they are inferior to you? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existence that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.

Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can perceive, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team and EVERYONE on /lit/ knows who I am. What books have you read and discussed on this board, other than "jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation Are what sets me apart from your pathetic Leveling. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's fucking who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.

Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.

if the pic were related, it would be me. the pic is related. therefore, it is me.