/lit/ - Literature

I've already fucked women of this quality by employing wit and kindness in the face of drunken stupidity. Offences are usually by frat-brutes, who become pawns in my plans. That being said I do that on the fly when such a woman wants to hang out unexpectedly. Those instances aside I would rather be improving my economic status, learning, training, or other such important things than hounding after sloppy slut sauce.