/lit/ - Literature

>>21060928
A peasant screeching in mockery of a noble man, his screech will never penetrate the majesty of nobility, Bakker will remain as the supreme ruler of /sffg/

>>20340115
>We have attracted about 3-5 additional shitposters and/or spammers over the last week.
This is why we need Bakkerchads, they were the sentinels that guards this land, you chose pozzedness over Bakkerchadery and now look at this thread, filth and pozz beyond human comprehension, you deserve it, and only when its too late, you will know that Bakker rules and sandi drools.

>>20284839
Even if your story is pozzed, you don't have to delete the pozzed parts, all you have to do is add non-pozzed parts that will cancel the pozzed. if your book is unbased, then its the same, just add a lot of based parts and it will cancel the unbased parts.

>>20161963
Fake news, Bakkerchads are one of the few posters who have long form discussions about meaningful subjects, they also keep the threads running and detect false prophets like sandersnoy and other pozzed writers and they help the thread get rid of them.

>>20122973
Because Bakker treads where he pleases.

>>20110907
He is a shill payed by the mormon machine to soil the image of Bakker.

Everyday I wake up, I say to myself "What would Kellhus do?" and Kellhus responded with the grand answer "to reign supreme" but I was left with the how, so I asked Kellhus everyday "How will I reign supreme?" and he said "total domination" and I didn't know who to dominate, so I asked Kellhus "Who should I totally dominate" and he answered "sanderson readers on /sffg/". and to this day I come here to fulfil my destiny.

Simply remove the group from the OP, if it makes the anons here ashamed then its the right thing to do.

Bakker is the name
I'm ahead of my game
Still reigning SUPREME
Still puffing my leafs
Still fuck with the beats, still not loving police
Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease

This is a Bakker's general.

>>19986073
>bakkerfag
Bakker rules supreme, prose so good makes pussy cream, sandi rage and scream, rage so hard he blows steam.

Being a Bakkerchad is a lifestyle, you need to be putting effort both in threads and IRL, Bakkerchads will struggle and fight, and never slacken, never tire, never lose courage, and never lose faith!

Books written by women is non-sublime and non-supreme, if you read books by women you are unbased and pozzed, I know this because I read some women books (just to confirm they are non-sublime and non-supreme) and it was so pozzed it unbased me, I had to re-read Bakker several times to feel non-pozzed again.

Absolute shitstorm brap machine tornedo splashed overload shitty aroma

>>19921718
unbased and pozzed
>>19921747
based and non-pozzed

>>19906445
Coping sandersoi fan

Bakker is the blinding light
That devours darkness with might
The one that gives you clear sight
The bringer of day in the darkest night

>>19866198

Hails from Eärwa!! this is our general we just take breaks

>>19803020
You should save yourself the embarrassment and read Bakker

>>19790663
Submit to Bakker, he rules supreme

How to be a non-pozzed in pozzed times

1- read Bakker
2- hate women
3- be masculine and hard
4- re-read Bakker
5- discuss Bakker with your Bakkerchads
6- antagonize anyone showing hate Bakker
7- Bakker is king

This may be the best /sffg/ thread I’ve ever seen, very non-pozzed and very non-unbased

If sanderson so smart, why bracelet didn't come off when 1000 years passed?

Bakkerchads = curved phallus = romantic interest

/sffg/ lurker = straight phallus = romantic failure