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>Title: French Fries

I was about to cum when the alarm went off again.

I groped at the phone's screen with my left hand and utterly failed to swipe the notification away. "Shit," I lamented as the orgasm burst through too soon and melted away into a dribble running down my right hand. The moneyshot involving a brunette slut played somewhere behind the alarm notification. Fuck it -- it was already 7:15 AM anyway. I got up and wiped my fingers off on a wad of Chipotle napkins, sniffing the seedy bundle before throwing it into the toilet.

I grabbed a bag of frozen fries from the freezer and dumped half of it into my air fryer. 400F, seven minutes, GO. Seven minutes to check my work laptop. Angry email from HR demanding to know who racked up $23,300 in travel expenses last month. Email thread about yet another mainline regression. IM from the boss angry about the unfinished disclosure paperwork.

The air fryer beeped. I discarded the death threat I was typing up in Outlook and went back to the kitchen. Paper plate, dump fries on top. Ketchup -- missing.

My day was ruined.