/lit/ - Literature

>>17052409

>>16761115
He doesn't know

>>16677040
why yes, we are all going to make it

>eating at Panda Express with my roommate on our college campus
>all of a sudden there's this really loud noise behind us
>we turn around
>some weird creepy loner had just slammed shut as hard as he possibly could his edition of the Winds of Winter
>now that he has everyone's attention he loudly announces to everyone staring at him
>"Ah yes! I have just finished this wonderful mighty tome!"
>this creep catches my eye
>oh god no
>it's was like when the crazy schizo homeless guy on the subway catches your eye and then approaches you
>this incel won't stop staring at me
>I tell this fucking loser "Congratulations. Hope you enjoyed the book."
>"Ah yes! It truly was a mighty and adventurous tome! A true feat of readership to have finished such a ponderous and weighty tome!"
>I turn back around and promptly ignore this lonely fucking doucher
>my roommate says "Wait do you know that guy?"
>I tell him I've never seen him before in my life
>we finish our meal
>as we're leaving we see the Game of Thrones retard longboarding down the street, off into the sunset
Turns out this kid was a "high-functioning" autist. Had a film class with him a few years later. He was annoying as shit and wouldn't shut the fuck up. He had the most midwit tastes and would act super fucking smug about all his shitty takes. The dude never thought he could be wrong, and always talked in this faux academic voice. He also had disgusting greasy long hair and would wear fingerless gloves. God I hated this little shit.

>>16037887
Heh, like I'd ever let anyone see what I've written

>>11983015

You might be having sex, but do you know what LOVE is???