/lit/ - Literature

>be Hitler
>Last name infamous for mass murderer and kike ovens
>Give grand rousing speech because sold your soul to the devil
>https://youtu.be/FJ3N_2r6R-o?si=6EmlgWWKsmqA3v2E
And suddenly for no reason at all, Siamese cats become your best friend.

Foolproof books on climbing the social hierarchy? I want to become the king lobster and finally get a gf, man.

>>21571489
>Wiccan girls who think Evola is a good source.
anon, but where do I meet them?

>>21522275
>I want to see the exact genealogy of this tweet, going all the way back to whatever nepotistic cabal of agents talked to whatever other "agency" "handles" the "shaping" of "positive brand experiences" like finding statistics to selectively interpret and phrase so that you can say something is the "fastest selling non-fiction book about a cat not published in London in over 5000 years!," and all for what? So some piece of shit pig housewife can gloss her eyes over the gestalt of "Xest Y in Z!!!" without even parsing or processing it, so her lizard brain will go "THIS BOOK IS A BIG DEAL INNIT"

holy fucken based

>>21422229
nice

>>20960047
NGL that Dickens anecdote came out of left-field for me, lmao. I always heard he was a dick but I never looked into why. Ffs, what a lad.
This bitch is ugly af btw, almost passes as a tranny. She reverse-passes if you will.

>ὢ πόποι , ἢ μάλα δή με θεοὶ θάνατόνδε κάλεσσαν ·
>Δηΐφοβον γὰρ ἔγωγ ’ ἐφάμην ἥρωα παρεῖναι ·
>ἀλλ ’ ὁ μὲν ἐν τείχει , ἐμὲ δ ’ ἐξαπάτησεν ᾿Αθήνη .
>νῦν δὲ δὴ ἐγγύθι μοι θάνατος κακός , οὐδ ’ ἔτ ’ ἄνευθεν ,
>οὐδ ’ ἀλέη · ἦ γάρ ῥα πάλαι τό γε φίλτερον ἦεν
>Ζηνί τε καὶ Διὸς υἷι ἑκηβόλῳ , οἵ με πάρος γε
>πρόφρονες εἰρύατο · νῦν αὖτέ με μοῖρα κιχάνει .
>μὴ μὰν ἀσπουδί γε καὶ ἀκλειῶς ἀπολοίμην ,
>ἀλλὰ μέγα ῥέξας τι καὶ ἐσσομένοισι πυθέσθαι .
who needs anime

>tfw whores kid necks himself even before being born
LMAO BASED
ROASTIES GET THE ROPE

>>18880287
Based