/lit/ - Literature

>>18721587
Kek.

>>18016648
just bee yourself

>>18010963
>I tottered back to the car
shiggy
>I could only hear the resigned thudding of my heart in my ears
As opposed to hearing it with your balls?

It's not good, mainly it's way too wordy and your sentences are filled with redundancies. Your 50k manuscript will suck but write it anyway to improve.

>One just learnt how to properly refer to oneselfs as one.
See you later, dorks!

>>16501077
If you go back to front, wouldn't you rub shit all over your scrotum?

hypothetically speaking

>>15538421
Heh, your call.

Recommend someone who has never read a book in their life the most essential books to now read

>>14674199
Have you ever, and I mean EVER, held a stack of pages like that while reading? That is, assuming you read anon?

>only a hundred
Can you even tie your own shoes?

>borrow Where's Waldo from the library
>mark all his locations with a permanent marker

>>13790850
One would think Iago, but it is actually Hamlet.
Think about it
>destroys his own political system by murder
>kills his best friends and his gf's father without caring.
>philosophical
>Lame puns
>acts "crazy"

Hamlet is literally the joker: gamers rise up.

>>13495269
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>>13496379
>movie is literally about how moral relativism encouraged by liberal values perpetuates fascism that liberals cry about and pretty much equates liberalism with mental illness
>dude it's just a shitty Jew version of Dogville and did I mention it's shitty? I just want you to know I think it's fucking shitty because a lot of normies like it and now I'm automatically smarter than all of them despite my total misunderstanding of the film's themes and complete inability to appreciate it's stylistic choices because I think something popular is bad

Never change psuedos

>mom founds the ego ideal

>>13082640
>"That rime hit too close, it called back the past!"
>Right now Chad's fucking your crush in the ass.

>>12993836

>OH AND DID I TELL YOU? YES? I HAVE A SLUT ON MY CHEST PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE IT

You dont have to keep trying to convince us desu

We dont think you're a homosexual

>>12993847

>comes into a thread to criticize a single misspelt word in a paragraph

how sad

im sure this doesnt suite you

>only reading novellas to inflate my read list quicker

>be me
>just reinstalled GTA V
>go to gas station
>kill cashier and steal money
>run from the cops
>escape
>start playing GTA V

>>6168344
Speaking: English
Reading: English
Writing: English

>mfw I know british sign language so I can still technically post ITT