/lit/ - Literature

>>21934739
Not as fast as TikTok vods, audiobooks, wikipedia articles, and ChatGPT summaries. Everyone else seems to be doing it. Go on OP... just do it ;)))))

>>21641721
Nope, wrong guy.
You are partially correct about the books, but which you're correct about, I'll never tell.

>>20222735
Yes, but what do we read so that we know how to read THAT book?

>>19779386
>uses Xi as a pronoun to larp as a transexual Chinaman

See that book on the top left called Clockers? After I've done cumming in her I'm going to scoop out some of the nut and use it as whiteout to remove the L and make it say COCKERS because I fucked her In the bagina :-DDDDDD

>set Goodreads challenge to some high number
>read a single 1000 page novel and several decently sized books in the first half of the year
>finish the challenge in December by reading nothing but plays and novellas
>still come up one book short
>just edit the challenge on December 31 to make the challenge complete

>>18363150
>enter thread
>ctrl + f "« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS "
>flip coin
>heads confess love, tails abuse
It's really a full time job, but I better cherish these moments while they last, soon robots will be doing this work.

>>18003368
>I keep losing jobs since I'm an anxiety ridden alcoholic
> I cant even remember the last time I took control.
> I know I'll likely be cucked in the next hear or two if I dont get my act together, but I might just let it happen and go live with my mom again.

The absolute state

>>17680300
>t. ignorant foid

>>17421856
I detect a female

>>17294570
>alarming Nabokov-tier things

>>16826329
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST QUESTION BREEDING!!!
>THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!
>JUST KILL YOURSELF IF YOU FEEL THAT WAY
>LIFE IS WORTH LIVING PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!
The only thing funnier than "midwit" charts is the cosmic levels of assmad that comes from anti-antinatalists.

>>16789999
witnessed

>>16673909
>read the Bible
>giggle like a schoolgirl every time I read "ass" and "pisseth"

>>16614507
I switch every book cover on goodreads to the first edition cover even though it's not the edition I have, and for books released before the advent of having actual book covers, or if the first edition is a blank color with the title on it for some reason, I browse around and choose the most aesthetically pleasing book cover
sometimes I log the foreign language edition because the cover looks better even though I only speak English

>>16455765
>"I'll give you a billion dollars if you never read books ever again"
>"okay"
>get 1 billion dollars
>read books anyway because there's no way for him to monitor my activity 24/7

>>16429527
>log the commentary version on Goodreads to boost page count stats
>don't read the commentaries

>read the two treatises of government... BEFORE READING THE GREEKS

>read a 50 page Shakespeare play
>log the 400 page Norton Critical Edition on Goodreads
>don't read any of the literary analysis

>>15028853
>and you can't even admit whether or not you do know any women with rape fantasies.
Eh? I'm fucking one and pretty much all the ones I've fucked in the past have been into that kind of stuff.

>>14580755
>removes the part of your brain that lets you have thoughts
Sorry bro, it’s just a qualitative state.

>write paper on how Poe's Gothic stories can be read as allegories for the racial conflict in the US
>get top grade
>know eeerything I've just written and presented is a load of nonsense

>mfw existence exist to weed out weak souls
>Weak souls who dont want to live are immediately thrown into eternal void
>Strong souls will continue exist creating more existence
>no endgame just perpetual existence full of conflicts and creations for all eternity

Just solved whole existence thing. Took me about 25 seconds while i took shit. Where is my reward for such brave philosophical controversial ideas?

>have entire bookshelf full of books
>have only read 10% of them
>read two of them twice
>have company over
>they ask if I've read them all
>say some of them twice