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>>6519966
>How do I see and touch the maximum amount of naked women before I am too old to attract any of them?

We covered this last week. Complete a TEFL certificate in a week or two, move to Thailand, Cambodia, or Vietnam, pick up any one of the English teaching jobs at an international school - white faces are in very high demand and very well paid, then go for a beer in any bar.

แน่นอนเปิดเผยบางอย่างที่อยู่ในมือ; แน่นอนเสด็จมาครั้งที่สองที่อยู่ในมือมาครั้งที่สอง! แทบจะไม่เป็นคำเหล่านั้นออกเมื่อภาพใหญ่จากสปิริตมุปัญหาสายตาของเรา การเปิดและเปลี่ยนในการขยับขยายวงกลมเหยี่ยวไม่สามารถได้ยินฟอลคอนเนอร์;

>>6364871
>>6364085
Aside from the international schools, you have the NGO schools. These are funded by wealthy European businesses and provide an education for the orphans and really poor. Teaching in these is an adventure. It's like trying to teach Victorian dinning etiquette to monkeys on LSD. I love it. I love the wild crazy children, and I love that they actually do learn a lot from me. I love slipping basic philosophy and economics into their lessons too.

You can also pick up a job easily at the other NGO's -- the "social change" campaign ones. Personally, I can't stand these. They rarely make a difference to anything, and almost always exist so someone can get incredibly rich from donation money while convincing the donors that they are improving the world.

So if you take this path, which I hope you do, here are some pointers:

-You will fall in love with where you are. You'll bond with kids and fuck the local girls, but try hard not to set root in the first country. A lot of people teach ESL in the first country they enter never leave, and end up as the grizzled expats dealing with a similar discontent to the one they tried escaping from. I, and everyone else I've spoken to who hops around, are so glad they did it.

Just like at home, your immediate environment becomes your whole world. Chang's international school in a rural Laos province, along with the local bars, the local girls and a few expats will become your world. Don't succumb to the false safety of the familiar. try to travel; try to experience and see as much as you can. I can't really explain in words why this is important, but once you have uprooted from your six or twelve month stint in that Laos province (which will be painful initially), board the train or flight to India or Cambodia or Nicaragua or Namibia, set up home in your new world, I promise you'll understand. You will feel fresh, new, adventurous, and that creeping stagnation that comes from the same daily routine will be gone. That stagnation won't be as bad as it is in a 9-5 grind back home, but it will be if you stay for 30 years. Obviously, you can't do this forever (or maybe you can?) just try to experience multiple cultures and people.

-Don't fall in love with the first girl who calls you handsome. In developing countries your milky white skin looks like an ATM machine. Girls are all over you. Sure, have some short relationships, have many one night stands, bang all the hookers (careful now, condoms and no oral!), but don't fall for a girl who needs you as a meal ticket. If you fuck the same bargirl more than once, she will do everything to get you to be her boyfriend. You'll be stuck paying the medical bills for all of her sick relatives, buying her bracelet's and iphones and everything else she begins to demand. These girls are crafty.

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