/lit/ - Literature

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Does anyone read new books? Me personally, I won't read a new book. It has to be old, I like the old books, and the ancient books. New books are just a bit too booky for me. What a funny word book is. Sportscasters don't have these problems, they can just talk forever about some guy catching a ball and people expect that, they want them to talk forever. An author though, they start talking and someone is bound to say: "Didn't so and so already say that?" Like the universe only allows one book to say something and then that's it, it's been said, and from that point on all we can do is shrug and say "sounds like so and so didn't read that one author amirite?" Now if you're willing to pour over the sloppa, there is no end, I mean that goes on forever. Poppa sloppa is the neverending story.

What's the deal with /lit/? They say that read books, but they really don't

What's the deal with cones? If they're not holding ice cream they're holding up traffic. I mean c'mon!