/lit/ - Literature

>>3633987
>troll says something
>don't take the bait
>let it end here
>someone else takes the bait

Jesus Christ, man. Now he's going to reply and you or someone even dumber is going to feed him again.

Okay guys. So seriously, what warrants this bullshit?

Hello, /lit/. I'm a troll. You've seen me lots of times before, but I don't think you know I'm a troll.

Atheism vs Agnosticism vs Christianity
College Major Tier List
Marijuana vs Straight Edging
Who is Quintin?
You only hate Harry Potter because it's popular.
Why didn't the eagles fly the ring to Mordor?
How can you hate Twilight if you never read it?
Why don't you own an e-reader yet? Too poor?
You're a hipster for liking certain books.
Tao Lin is the voice of a generation.
Sasha Grey is smarter than you.

If you're so smart, why do you reply to these threads still?

>replying to this thread

>>1756445
well now you're just talking out of your ass.

If you're not going to take this seriously then I'm out of here.

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Guys, if you keep responding to the troll threads, this place is just going to become another /x/. I just don't think I could take that, /lit/. I'm running out of new boards to flee to.

To fight the cancer, let's have a literary quotes thread! Dialogue and long passages welcome as well.

"Who has never killed an hour? Not casually or without thought, but carefully: a premeditated murder of minutes. The violence comes from a combination of giving up, not caring, and a resignation that getting past it is all you can hope to accomplish. So you kill the hour. You do not work, you do not read, you do not daydream. If you sleep it is not because you need to sleep. And when at last it is over, there is no evidence: no weapon, no blood, and no body. The only clue might be the shadows beneath your eyes or a terribly thin line near the corner of your mouth indicating something has been suffered, that in the privacy of your life you have lost something and loss is too empty to share."
-Mark Danielewski, House of Leaves

>biggest, most obvious troll ever
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/lit/ has reached a new low

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cannot face palm hard enough

I wonder how many people reported this thread.

Just kidding. I know I'm the only motherfucker who reported this thread.

Fantastic job, /lit/