/lit/ - Literature

>>6941670
>evolutionary biology

n a dungeon there lived a well-endowed, squidgy imp named Himli Hvitserk. Not a dirty solid, erotic dungeon, filled with vibrators and a sweaty smell, nor yet a pretty, ripped, hard dungeon with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an imp-dungeon, and that means arousal.

One day, after a troubling visit from the orc Ralph Newsonn, Himli leaves her dungeon and sets out in search of three pulsing trousers. A quest undertaken in the company of huntsmen, youths and excited goblins.

In the search for the orc-guarded trousers, Himli Hvitserk surprises even herself with her screwability and skill as a whore.

During her travels, Himli rescues a dildo, an heirloom belonging to Ralph. But when Ralph refuses to try blowing-off, their friendship is over.

However, Ralph is wounded at the Battle of the Great Orgy and the two reconcile just before Himli engages in some serious blowing-off.

Himli accepts one of the three pulsing trousers and returns home to her dungeon a very wealthy imp.

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>>6393458
every time

>>5859860
It would have been better than infinite jest

Books about aliens.

>>5172848
>not appreciating the one and only REI

How fucking new are you, anyway?

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