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>> No.2005523 [View]
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2005523

ALL YOU HIPSTER FAGGOTS FROM NYC
PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN HANDS UP
AND FOLLOW ME
I'M THE BOY GENIUS BOUT TO MAKE YOU A MAN
WHO'S IN THE HOUSE? MOTHERFUCKIN J-FRANZ

I GOT SO MANY CRITICS
UP ON MY DICK
THAT THE HONEYS COMPLAIN
"FRANZEN, WHAT GIVES?"
CALM DOWN HOES
THERE'S ENOUGH TO GO AROUND
IN THE MEANTIME, FAP TO MY PROSE
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN TOWN

AND AFTER I'VE SHOT MY WAD
IT'S BACK TO WORK FOR J-FRANZY
EXCAVATIN' THE CRACKS IN THE FACADE
OF THE AMERICAN NUCLEAR FAMILY
DON'T SLAM ME
FOR MY SUCCESS -- I KNOW YOU GOT ENVY
FOR ALL THE ACCOLADES THAT ALL THE BITCHES BE SENDIN' ME
AND EVEN THOUGH I'M ON TOP
I CONTINUE ASCENDING
I GOT MICHIKO BEGGIN'
J-FRANZ, RET ME GIVE U HAPPY ENDING!

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