/lit/ - Literature

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oD7RJD1_Ak

;_;

>>1054272
How is she going to zip up that outfit?

>Gift books on /lit/ or cheap Steam games on /v/
>Have no friends and never gift anything to your family
>Feel like a lonely bastard

>>1043032
I go AFK for two seconds and my cat steps on my keyboard

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

>>1003666
>ugly