/lit/ - Literature

>>2256395

Screenwriters don't get as much money and bling and bitches as bestselling novelists, so he'd be a novelist who wrote screenplays for big money or just sold the options for even bigger money. Also he'd produce lines of novels that were along the lines of "WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S TUDOR CYCLE", then underneath there'd be some other cunt who wrote it whose name would be in tiny letters, rainbow sixing around the bottom of the cover.

Basically, Shakespeare would be up to his ruff in chang and bitches, and then he'd produce something of the quality of the Sonnets seemingly out of his arse for absolutely no reason. Then he'd fuck posh spice right in the arse, and fly to the moon in a converted Ford Transit and open the first space casino after fighting some kind of cheese-themed monster for dominance of the planet.

Possibly anyway. I'm shockingly high at the moment, and I can't remember what I just wrote.

>>2102718

Fuck off, you one eyed spastic.

William Shags-queers.