/lit/ - Literature

>>10001919
>I am an sick rabbit, I am a spiteful rabbit, I am an ugly rabbit, I think I have a disease in my carrot

>>9890671
good point, thanks

this part had me laughing pretty hard too
>“I just remembered, Al Franken wants the Update spot, and he’s been lobbying pretty hard for it. The truth is, he’s much more qualified than you. He’s been on the show since its inception, and there’s nothing concerning politics or satire that Al is not on intimate terms with, whereas you’re an illiterate nightclub comic.” There was a lot of truth in what Lorne said, but it was really starting to get on my nerves.
>“Look, Lorne, what if I was to tell you that if Al Franken were to step aside and allow me to host Update, I could make him a United States senator?”
>“How could you possibly make that happen, Norm?”
>“I know people.”
>I was telling the truth, but only technically. I did know people—more than two dozen, in fact—but none who could help make a civilian into a senator. It was a huge bluff, but Lorne bought it.
>In an interesting sidebar, Al Franken, buoyed by the idea that the fix was in for him, ran for office in 2009 and became the junior senator representing Minnesota. He has not been heard from since.