/lit/ - Literature

>>12758283
People will think this is extreme but it's very appropriate action given the current levels of addiction towards devices:
Once every weekend lock them in a room with a book and tell them they can only come out to play once they've read it. To prove they've read it give them a quiz about the book after they claim to have read it. Gradually increase the length and complexity of the book until they're reading Ulysses over two to three weekends, quizzing them on each part seperately. If you're feeling kind give them a dictionary also.
They'll thank you once they're older. It's the only way to avoid pic related.

>>11302045
>don't make me grow up!!!