/lit/ - Literature

/lit/, what's the best way to impress my way into the pants of some empty-headed hipster chick?

I'm going to be going to college soon, and I wanted to know what kind of stuff I should acquaint myself with so I can appear to be broody and intellectual. Preferably something to quote, or to (un)tastefully reference in conversation; something that'd make a charmingly over-educated qt pi think "Wow, he's so progressive and iconoclastic!" and form of completely equal sexual partnership with me against the 'patriarchy.'

Pic related: the target in question.

What are some good entry-level philosophy books regarding topics such as justice, ethics, logic, or existentialism?