/lit/ - Literature

>>1984242
Dude. I can top this.

I once walked into a Women's Studies class to survey the course and sat down with my girlfriend across from a group of pretty attractive girls who are all smiling at me and trying to catch my eye.

I put down the stack of books I've been carrying around to take home, and on top of the stack, plain visible to these girls is a hardcover book with the massive title emblazoned across the front:

"CARNAL CRIMES: SEXUAL ASSAULT LAW IN CANADA, 1900-1975"

I give them all the troll face as their faces change from flirtatious smile to absolute horror.

..... problem? :)